Bonus Bill (Originally aired 9/25/15) - Update
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2015
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm the pope today. |
| 0:41.0 | Why pretend anything but the fucking pope? |
| 0:45.0 | You got to admit this is the most political pope. |
| 0:48.0 | I have a remember. |
| 0:50.0 | He's come to this country and stuck into the republicans. |
| 0:55.0 | He has. |
| 0:56.0 | They do not like him. |
| 0:59.0 | Sometimes he says things like, oh, we should take care of the poor and the plot in the |
| 1:02.0 | act like he dug up Reagan and made a lamp out of his skull. |
| 1:13.0 | Today the pope gave his speech before Congress. |
| 1:15.0 | You've never seen that. |
| 1:17.0 | Just like the state of the union. |
| 1:19.0 | You know, standing there in the well of Congress. |
| 1:21.0 | He said some really great things about how we have to heal the open wounds of our planet. |
| 1:26.0 | He said the planet is torn apart by greed, poverty, pollution. |
| 1:31.0 | And to make his point really strong, he was wearing a red trucker's cap that said, make the Earth great again. |
| 1:40.0 | But yeah, how about that? |
| 1:41.0 | A planet torn apart by hatred, greed, poverty and pollution. |
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