Bonus Bill (Originally aired 9/18/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2015
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:37.0 | You're very kind. |
| 0:38.0 | Please, look at that. |
| 0:39.0 | Standing on a vacation on a Thursday, huh? |
| 0:42.0 | How? Because you're inside. That's why. |
| 0:45.0 | Well, I think I know why the Liberals are happy today. |
| 0:47.0 | Republican debate Wednesday night is now half over. |
| 0:52.0 | Wow, that fucker was long. |
| 0:54.0 | I feel like about around our eight, Marco Robio hit puberty in his voice |
| 0:59.0 | change. |
| 1:00.0 | That thing was long. |
| 1:02.0 | Now they say the big winner was Carly Fiorina. |
| 1:05.0 | Did you see Carly? |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah. Well, let's not get too excited. |
| 1:09.0 | Wasn't that big a challenge to make 10 Republican men look stupid and out of touch? |
| 1:16.0 | And also, you know, CNN changed the rules to let Carly Fiorina into the debate. |
| 1:21.0 | And then she scored big points by talking about her looks. |
| 1:24.0 | So all on all, it was a great night for feminism. |
| 1:31.0 | First question was, you, you, candidates feel comfortable if Donald Trump was president, |
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