Bonus Bill (Originally aired 8/28/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 31 August 2015
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:37.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:40.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:44.0 | What a crowd for our Thursday. |
| 0:47.0 | Unfortunately bad news and bad news. |
| 0:51.0 | The bad first bad news Tobias Straywell. |
| 0:54.0 | He is the man who had plastic surgery to look exactly like Justin Bieber. |
| 0:58.0 | He has passed away. |
| 1:00.0 | And the other bad news, the real Justin Bieber is just fine. |
| 1:04.0 | Now I don't know if you've detected what's going on here yet but I am struggling to avoid talking about Donald Trump. |
| 1:19.0 | But try as I might, no one can. |
| 1:25.0 | He's 24-7 all over the media everywhere. |
| 1:28.0 | The press keeps asking him questions about his opinion, means something on every other. |
| 1:33.0 | He's this wise elder statesman. |
| 1:35.0 | They asked him yesterday about mental illness. |
| 1:37.0 | He said it's a massive problem. |
| 1:38.0 | We need to do a better job. |
| 1:41.0 | Treating it. |
| 1:42.0 | But then he said, but not till after the election. |
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