Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes

to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.

I like the people like fuck these people who are standing.

I'm here for the air conditioning.

Donald Trump, the gift to comedians Donald Trump.

Did you see him yesterday at the rally in Washington against the Iran deal?

What a rally that was.

It was Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Len Beck, Louis Gomerich, Michelle Bachman,

the guy from Duck Dynasty.

It was who's who of who's who?

I mean, he picks a new feud every week, right?

So this week he's picking a fight with Carly Fiorina's face.

Did you see this? He said Carly Fiorina's face.

Look at that face. Would anyone want a vote for that face?

No, I mean, it's such a blatantly crashed, shallow sexist attack

that Republicans are asking, how far will he rise in the polls now?

But Trump says it's not sexist.

But you know, when you're standing on a stage, the debate stage done,

and you're next to Chris Christie on one side and the other side,

there's Scott Walker with his cross-eyed drooling thing going on.

And you pick on the woman, it does look a little sexist.

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