Bonus Bill (Originally aired 4/24/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2015
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:31.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:32.0 | Wow. |
| 0:36.0 | Well, you sound great. |
| 0:37.0 | I think I might know why you're happy after 165 days of Republican stonewalling. |
| 0:43.0 | Finally, President Obama gets his attorney general confirmed the first woman black attorney general in our nation. |
| 0:53.0 | And she said her first priority would you get to office and we'd a free Ben Affleck slave. |
| 1:02.0 | So that's that classic. |
| 1:07.0 | What is it? |
| 1:08.0 | It's Ben Affleck and slaves. |
| 1:10.0 | Ben, you weren't alive. |
| 1:11.0 | So take an easy brother. |
| 1:14.0 | You know, 11 American presidents were slave owners. |
| 1:17.0 | George Washington had black men whipped long before the Kardashian girls. |
| 1:30.0 | Now on the downside of the war on Tara, we had a little boo boo came out today that a drone strike in January killed the hostages we were trying to save. |
| 1:42.0 | But we also killed two Americans and that was on purpose. |
| 1:45.0 | Well, because they had joined Al Qaeda. |
| 1:48.0 | One of them was a guy named Adam Gatman who was right from here in the OC. |
| 1:53.0 | Yeah, yeah man, right from the OC. |
| 1:55.0 | He got this. |
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