Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

hear.

Well I think I know why they're excited another week at another person running for president.

Are you ready for Marco Rubio?

Marco Rubio?

Have you seen him?

His slogan is a new American century but he's against abortion, he's against gay marriage,

he's against immigration reform, against legalizing pot, against clean energy.

I think a better slogan for him would be a fresh new face on the same old shit.

Yeah I mean he got it.

2015 he didn't get the memo about gays, he's totally against gay marriage but they asked him

to do it the other day.

He said would you go to a gay wedding, you know, someone in your family, somebody you loved,

he said he would.

He said he's Catholic, he used to gays participating in weddings.

Oh they're way ahead of me.

I was going to say the priest but apparently you're already there.

Now he said he would go to the gay wedding but whenever he gets off of the dance floor to dance

to its raiding man, he's just going to sit there.

That's his little practice.

And he's kind of a weasel, they asked him if they ever, they've asked him a few times,

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