Bonus Bill (Originally aired 4/10/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2015
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:30.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:37.0 | What a crowd. |
| 0:40.0 | Good crowd. |
| 0:41.0 | I love the Thursday crowds. |
| 0:43.0 | I think I know where they're happy today. |
| 0:48.0 | Now the president did something very interesting today for the gay community. |
| 0:54.0 | The gay community came out against gay reparative therapy. |
| 1:01.0 | Yes. |
| 1:02.0 | This is very important because it states once and for all that being gay is not a mental disorder that prayer can work to fix. |
| 1:10.0 | Now we just got to get rid of the mental disorder that says prayer can fix anything. |
| 1:18.0 | He mixed response on that. |
| 1:23.0 | President, you know what we're used to today? |
| 1:25.0 | Jamaica man. |
| 1:27.0 | Fuck yeah, he's in Jamaica. |
| 1:30.0 | And he went to the Bob Marley Museum. |
| 1:34.0 | He did. |
| 1:35.0 | He told the tour guide that he still has all his old Bob Marley albums. |
| 1:39.0 | He said, as president, you know, I can't talk up anymore. |
| 1:42.0 | But I can still sniff the albums. |
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