Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes

to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.

Oh look at that a standing up face.

Thank you very much. How are you?

Thank you. Wow.

Yeah Donald Trump he's in big trouble today.

He found out that he sold one of his condos and he was always bragging.

And he was always bragging about the apartment.

He sold to a dictator.

I remember in Haiti pop a doc and his son who ran the country from a baby doc.

He sold it to a department to baby doc Duvalier.

And they're very upset and Trump I don't think he understands foreign affairs.

He said what's it matter they don't like pediatricians?

Baby.

But he really must think he's going to be president now because I noticed the wife is starting to do interviews.

His wife Melania from Slovenia.

How many know where Slovenia is?

Yeah. I'm not sure of myself but I know she's hot like I said.

Like that matters sir.

But she said no she says she thinks Donald will be a very fine president.

She said look I'm from the Balkans. I know ethnic cleansing if anybody can pull it off it's done.

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