Bonus Bill (Originally aired 05/27/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.1 • 15.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2016

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 05/27/16)- Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now it's time for real time 2.0.
0:08.0	Your task to listen in behind the scenes
0:10.0	to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.
0:14.0	Thank you very much.
0:37.0	Now I don't know why I don't want to alarm anyone here
0:40.0	for the first time in a head to head match up in the polls
0:43.0	between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
0:45.0	Trump is ahead.
0:47.0	What historians are calling the beginning of the great Northern migration.
0:54.0	For you horror fans, this is the part of the movie
0:57.0	where the zombies have gotten into the mall.
1:03.0	Now he's wrapping everything up Donald Trump.
1:05.0	He's over 1237.
1:06.0	He's got his delegates in line.
1:08.0	He's got the endorsement of the NRA last week,
1:11.0	even though he never fired a gun.
1:13.0	But he has fired Gary Busy who has the IQ of a gun.
1:20.0	And it's not, you know, this guy, he only knows once we'd even though he's won.
1:25.0	He's still washing out everybody insulting everybody.
1:28.0	Yesterday was Colonel Elizabeth Warren, polka-hountess.
1:32.0	Polka-hountess.
1:33.0	He's just jealous because Indians had to run casinos.
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