Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes

to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.

What a crowd!

What a crowd! How are they?

Well, there's of course a lot of big news going on.

I guess you saw there was a big primary, five big primaries on Tuesday.

And now it looks pretty sure.

And it's going to be Hillary Clinton vs Donald Trump for the presidency at the big finale of our game show.

And yeah, there was five northeast states.

My neck of the words Trump not only killed in a general vote, like 29 percent.

It was the average he won in most places.

But he also for the first time this has said one with well educated voters despite his best efforts.

I mean, this just proves.

Even when you get to the more educated states, Republicans in those states are still quite stupid.

Trump at his victory rally on Tuesday night was talking about how people were saying in the past that he is moderating his campaign.

And they were people around him who was controlling me said not true.

He said I am me.

And then revealed his new campaign slogan yes me can.

I am me.

Even Mulani was like your English no too good daddy.

So the stop Trump alliance looks like it's on its last breath.

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