Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Muff.

Thank you.

Trump this week, if you missed it, started a war in the Middle East.

Then today he said he edited a war in the Middle East and he's being impeached.

What he calls multitasking.

Trump wanted to wrap up the war because the House, including a lot of Republicans this week,

this doesn't happen often, voted to condemn him for abandoning the Kurds.

And of course voting to condemn means nothing.

It's like taking a vote to fold your arms and shake your head.

We vote to do that.

But Trump had written this letter.

He was waving around yesterday, very proud of this letter that he wrote to the President of Turkey,

Erdogan, and this was not, you know, this was first of all threatened to destroy Turkey's economy.

But this was not one of those beautiful letters, like he exchanges with the North Korean dude.

You know, this was angry girlfriend mode.

There was no hearts in the margins of this letter.

And Trump said to Erdogan, don't let the world down.

Let's work out a good deal.

He said, don't be a tough guy, don't be a fool.

What is this an Elvis song?

Don't be a tough guy, don't be a fool.

Oh, let the world down.

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