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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #506

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2019

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

0:07.0

Thank you very much. How you doing?

0:16.0

The Democrats last night were on CNN. And did you see this?

0:19.0

They had a town hall there on climate change. And in the middle of it, Joe Biden's eyeball ruptures.

0:25.0

This is like one of those comedy westerns you see in the movie sometimes.

0:29.0

Joe's the old gun slinger, the town hires to kill the bad guy,

0:33.0

but every time he draws his gun his pants fall down. You know that?

0:36.0

That's sad.

0:39.0

And this, the town hall lasted seven hours.

0:45.0

They talk about everything, you know, renewable energy and the carbon tax and the power of the cords.

0:50.0

Meanwhile, Trump is undoing every kind of regular, just this past week.

0:54.0

He loosened regulations on requiring any energy saving light bulbs,

1:00.0

who's against light bulbs?

1:03.0

He is. He said it could lead to reading.

1:11.0

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1:15.0

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