Bonus Bill – Ep. #501
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.2 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2019
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. |
| 0:07.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:10.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, I appreciate it. How are you? |
| 0:14.0 | And before the debate, Trump tweeted out that he wouldn't be watching. |
| 0:18.0 | He said, AmonAir Force One, off to save the free world. |
| 0:24.0 | That's not even the unbelievable part that he's saving the world. |
| 0:27.0 | The unmoved little part is that he wasn't watching TV. |
| 0:31.0 | Save the world, he's going to Japan. |
| 0:33.0 | Was he saving the world from Godzilla? |
| 0:37.0 | But of course, he wasn't telling the truth because an hour later, |
| 0:43.0 | he was watching because he tweeted out boring and all caps |
| 0:48.0 | as world leaders do. |
| 0:51.0 | And it was a little boring the debate. |
| 0:53.0 | But on the plus side, no one was bragging about the size of their dick. |
| 0:56.0 | How about that? |
| 0:58.0 | And speaking of his dick, Ejene Carol, an author, |
| 1:08.0 | we used to have unpolitically incorrect, |
| 1:10.0 | is the latest one to accuse Donald Trump of sexual assault. |
| 1:14.0 | He gave his standard defense. |
| 1:16.0 | She's not my type. |
| 1:19.0 | She says that she was shopping at Bergdorf Goodman, ran into Trump. |
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