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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #431

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2017

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

0:07.0

Hey, how you doing?

0:18.0

Thank you very much.

0:21.0

Okay, thank you.

0:23.0

Well, I think liberals are happy because the Senate turns out did not repeal Obamacare.

0:28.0

That was the big story this week.

0:33.0

The Republicans came up with a healthcare bell.

0:35.0

Took them seven years to come up with, kill the poor people, and give all the money to Jared.

0:40.0

That's basically their bill.

0:43.0

Now, the CBO, you know, that's the people who score these things.

0:46.0

They said 22 million people would be losing healthcare.

0:49.0

And Paul Ryan said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, losing healthcare.

0:52.0

Freedom. They're gaining freedom.

0:54.0

They're just being given their freedom to not have it anymore.

0:58.0

You know, it's like when a mugger feels you're watching.

1:00.0

He's giving you the freedom to not know what time it is.

1:06.0

And there was the first of his administration, the first wedding of a Trump official.

1:13.0

It was Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin.

1:16.0

He got married this weekend there.

1:18.0

Trump was there beaming right now by the bride in the groom.

1:21.0

And there was an awkward moment on the wedding night when the bride said,

1:25.0

I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked before.

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