Bonus: Biblical Mini-Golf

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

For the first time in ten years, Theophiloi -- and the first time ever during the lifespan of this very podcast -- Chris and Benito are in the same place, actually hanging out with each other! What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than by playing three full courses of Bible themed mini-golf?

Join us as we recount our experience at Lexington, Kentucky's own Fairway to Heaven and pitch our own ideas for hagiographic Putt-Putt. Plus we spend like ten minutes trying to figure out if they have mini-golf in Malta. I didn't edit a second of this.

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0:00.0	Hello, friends and neighbors and welcome to a very special bonus episode of Apocryphals.
0:07.0	It's the podcast where two non-believers read through the Bible, we try not to be jerks about it.
0:11.0	My name is Chris Sims. With me as always is Benito Serrino. And when I say with me as always, I mean with me as very rarely.
0:20.0	With me for the first time since we have started this podcast, actually.
0:24.9	Yeah.
0:25.5	In person.
0:26.5	Yeah.
0:27.1	We are in a room together.
0:29.1	At the same table.
0:30.2	At the same table.
0:31.1	At the same time occupying, not the, I mean, not the, in a large sense, the same physical space, but not.
0:37.3	Right.
0:39.3	In a cosmic sense, we're definitely. Well, in a cosmic sense, we're always occupying the same physical space.
0:42.3	Yeah, we're not, we're not currently physically touching, but we could be.
0:46.3	We could be.
0:47.3	We are not merged into Cronito.
0:51.3	No, not yet.
0:53.3	We have not done the fusion dance, but we could at any moment.
0:56.5	Yeah. At any time.
0:59.0	I am traveling.
1:01.2	Yeah.
1:01.8	And I have gone to a friend's wedding in Tennessee.
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