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Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast

Bonus Bang: Can't Never Did Nothing (David Cross, Ruben Fleischer, Chad Carter)

Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast

Earwolf

Comedy

4.813.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week’s Bonus Bang is perfect for all our ambitious listeners looking to make their dreams come true. Hear how director Ruben Fleischer created a career in comedy which has afforded him the chance to meet his idols. Be inspired by Ultimate Frisbee Advocate Sam Darling who has never let his dreams of playing the game fall to the wayside. Not every story has a happy ending though, like the infamous story of David Cross trying to play basketball with Bob Odenkirk. However, if you have dreamed of an episode with Would You Rather?, Hollywood Facts, AND a plane break, I think you’ll feel satisfied once all is said and done. Originally released August 8, 2011.

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, Scott Ackerman here, and welcome to another bonus bang where we're re-releasing great episodes of comedy bang-bang out from behind the paywall.

0:07.5

Now, this week's bonus bang is the latest in the series we're calling Just the Facts, ma'am, where we're showcasing episodes featuring the Hollywood facts segment.

0:17.6

Of course, performed by Andy Samberg of the Lonely Island and of Digman, which is out on Netflix, both seasons streaming right now on Netflix.

0:26.6

Now, this episode is called Can't Never Did Nothing. It was originally released on August 8th, 2011, 15 years ago, is episode 117.

0:38.7

Our first guest is my old boss from Mr. Show, David Cross.

0:43.0

Then we have director Ruben Fleischer, who directed Zombyland in 30 Minutes or Less,

0:47.8

and Gangster Squad and Venom and that latest Now You See Me movie called Now You Don't, I believe.

0:55.6

Plus we have Ultimate Frisbee Advocate Sam Darling played by Chad Carter, Chad. Carter.

1:01.8

You'll also hear a retelling of the story of David's first time meeting Bob Odenkirk as well as the song Pizza Boy by David Cross, and you've got to follow your balloon by

1:11.6

David and Bob Odenkirk.

1:13.3

Now, if you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang as well

1:17.5

as other shows like CBB Presents, Scott hasn't seen, The Neighborhood Lesson, and College Town.

1:23.0

Become a subscriber at CBBWorld.com.

1:25.3

We have all of the past episodes from the CBB archives, every single live

1:29.3

episode, ad-free new

1:31.2

episodes, even more original shows.

1:33.3

You're going to want to go over there. We're going to be back

1:35.2

Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang,

1:37.7

but until then, bang, comedy bang, bang, comedy bang, bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedyed to be bang-bang-bang. Comedy-bye. Comed-Bank-bye.

2:02.6

Come-a-bye-combe-Bank-B-B-S-S-S-S-S-S-S.

2:04.6

What's up, everybody?

2:06.6

This is Scott Ackerman, and welcome to another edition of Comedy Bang-Bang.

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