Bever's Yuk-Em-Ups with The Calvins Triplets (Jason Mantzoukas, Taran Killam, Paul Brittain, Ryan Gaul)

Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast

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Comedy

4.8 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Co-host Jason Mantzoukas triumphantly returns from Broadway for his first [sic] CBB appearance of 2026, just in time to greet the Calvins Triplets—Bever Hopox, Chico Hands and Bisby St. Hancock! Get a glimpse into the mind of entrepreneurs, as they introduce new taffy flavors, promote Bever’s new joke book and workshop concepts for a commercial. Plus surprise guests!

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0:00.0	B'na-d-d-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
0:12.0	Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Louie Armstrong showed up to...
0:32.6	A wonderful duet between Reggie and Louis Armstrong.
0:34.6	A super quick Louis cameo.
0:36.6	This is a super group. He took off. His catchphrase by. We all expected it. And once he says that he never comes back. Speaking of cashphrases, let me get through this. Take my pants. Now I'm naked down there. Whoa, oh, living on a prayer. Okay, just get to the catchphrase. You got to do your catchphrase. Yes. Oh, no, that's it.
1:12.1	Wait, what? And I want to thank you to Darren Romeranera for that wonderful catchphrase submission. Not going to stick. Maybe if I sang it, take my pants now. What do you think the melody is? Take my pants now. What is the melody to live on a prayer? Oh, it's living on a prayer? Oh, I didn't even make that connection. Take my pants.
1:13.7	We're making it out sweet. Now, what is the melody to living on a prayer? Oh, it's living on a prayer? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I didn't even make that connection. Take my pants on a- Make it, I swear. Oh, living on a prayer. Louis, you know modern music, and when I say modern, I mean 40 years old. Oh, yeah. Oh, thanks, Louis. Oh, Satchmo, what an exciting. What a thrill. He jumped on an eagle and flew away.
1:31.7	And he did. That was the eagle. He's saying the classic Louis Armstrong, oh, yeah, but he's smashing in and out,
1:41.9	a Kool-Aid man style. Yeah, he's smashing. He's having sex with Kool-A.
1:44.9	Oh, do you?
1:45.3	Yeah.
1:46.8	Do you think like Kool-Aid man is just ripping off Louis Armstrong?
1:50.7	I think he might be.
1:51.7	Yeah.
1:51.9	I mean, they're similarly built.
1:53.5	Yeah.
1:53.9	Yep.
1:54.3	Same catchphrase.
1:55.2	Their whole thing is breaking through walls.
1:57.2	Yeah.
1:57.6	Got a big shelf. Big badonka dog. Yeah, that's what Louis Armstrong is known for. And then when you didn't get the response you wanted, you said big shelf. As if I wasn't clocking that you were talking about. Sometimes you are talking so much. You're talking and not clocking. Oh, I am listening. You're a talker, not a clocker. I can talk and clock at the same time.
2:17.6	Well, let's welcome you to the show.
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