BONUS - Ari Shaffir Likes Drugs

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

I absolutely love it when we have the ability to interview a new person or a new guest and COVID sort of killed that. Only now are we starting to see a big group of comics and musicians start to reschedule all of their canceled dates. Ari Shaffir is going to be at The Orlando Improv this weekend (2 shows Friday - 2 shows Saturday) so make sure you jump on their website and snag those tickets! We talked about drugs and podcasts and all sorts of stuff. It was a pleasure getting to meet him! Enjoy that, Skyler from Trulieve, and we shocked out paps with a TINS machine. (At least I think that’s what it’s called and I’m too busy right now to try and look up the accurate spelling.) Thanks for watching! Like and sub and bring a friend! - d

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Do you like beer?
0:01.3	I still like beer.
0:02.3	And sitting down?
0:03.6	Sit your little sexy ass down.
0:05.3	Then do we have an event for you?
0:07.8	It's Tom and Dan's Sofa and Suds 2021.
0:11.7	November 14th from 2 to 6 p.m. in the heart of beautiful downtown Sanford.
0:15.5	Watch businesses from surrounding areas race couches to see who will be this year's reigning champ.
0:19.9	Who will be the fastest? Who will bring
0:21.6	home the covenant title of crowd favorite? Admission is free. But please no coolers or outside food
0:26.6	and drink. VIP tickets just $49 with comp drinks, bathroom access, prime viewing area, and full
0:32.4	access to pit row. You've never seen couches this fast. We've never seen couches this fast. Couches shouldn't be
0:39.8	this fast. It's Tom and Dan's Sofa and Suds 2021. Brought to you by ABC Fine Wine and Spirits. Just call
0:47.6	Moe.com and secured roofing and restoration. All info at Facebook.com slash sofa and suds.
0:56.1	On Zoom with us right now, he's going to be at the Improv, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.
1:02.0	Yes, it's the two, and you can get your tickets at theimprov Orlando.com.
1:06.6	Easiest way to get him, and it's a great room.
1:09.1	Ladies and gentlemen, we've never had him in here, and we still haven't had him in here.
1:12.8	Ari Shapirs on the line. How you doing, man?
1:15.4	I'm great. Thank you guys.
1:17.2	Bert was raving about you, dudes.
1:19.3	We love Bert. Tell Bert. Ask Bert why.
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