646 - Dan's Conservatorship

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2021

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

Aye yo!

Thanks to all of the folks who caught us LIVE, and to all of you who might be downloading or watching the Twitch reply on YouTube. You guys are the freaking best and I hope you know how much we appreciate it! Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you out at "Sofas and Suds" this weekend!

On this week's show:

* Seth's clown convention

* Brass Against lead singer peed on a fan's face

* Moe Dewitt is here

* Does Dan need a conservatorship?

* New tech in cars to prevent drunk driving

* DogTv

* Woman gives birth on ring doorbell

* Maroon Bells

* Maisie and the Four Seasons

* Doug the Horseman calls back

* Gotta take the trash out at midnight

* Hockey player kills a bat

* Tug McGraw

* Sonny Liston fires gun at Muhammed Ali

* Dan got splashed by an SUV

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Transcript

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0:00.0	If you are buying or selling a home, I only have, I got one team for you.
0:05.7	The Bart Merrick team. That's who you got to go with because you will be treated excellent.
0:10.8	Bart Merrick, Crystal Van, the easiest way to contact them.
0:14.3	Both their cell phones are on Bart the Realtor.com.
0:19.6	And you'll see Bart Merrick's cell phone,
0:22.5	Crystal Van's cell phone. They both will work
0:24.6	together to help you
0:26.4	buy or sell your house. How many BDMs do you think
0:28.7	at this point do you think your wife and Bart collectively
0:30.6	have worked with? Well, they do
0:32.7	about 52
0:34.7	deals a year. So like one a week
0:36.9	so hundreds at this point. I mean Bart Merrick has been advertising 52 deals a year. So like one a week.
0:39.6	So hundreds at this point.
0:44.8	Bart Merrick has been advertising with us for seven years now, plus.
0:46.5	We've got to be creeping into the thousand.
0:48.4	Like, we've got to be looking at a thousand, right?
0:49.2	On the horizon.
0:52.5	My wife sold hundreds of houses or some bond sold.
0:52.9	Yeah.
0:53.6	It's crazy. And also a little known fact, because we don't talk about this as much, but if you're
0:59.5	outside Central Florida or you want to buy, like let's say you're moving from Central
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