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Stavvy's World

Bonus #98 - Juice Brothers Vol. 1: Enter The Cheeks Zone [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.51.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

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You have now entered The Cheeks Zone!! Mr. Cheeks shepherds JP, Stavvy and producer Eldis on a psychedelic journey through a metaphysical realm with a pure mind and a stiff hog. Cheeks, JP, Stav and Eld draw on universal consciousness in this elevated dimension to help callers including a guy wondering if he should try dating his very weird roommate’s hot sister, and a woman who wants to know if being a mummy for Halloween is considered cultural appropriation.

LET'S START A CULT (starring and co-written by Stavvy) opens in theaters 10/25!! With Q&A screenings in LA (10/17), Chicago (10/22), Baltimore (10/24), NYC (10/25), and Brooklyn (10/29). Get your tickets: https://stavvy.biz/movie

Watch Stav's Netflix special FAT RASCAL, directed by Ben O'Brien: https://www.netflix.com/title/81690511

Follow Ben O'Brien on social media:

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Watch JP McDade's special JP MCDADE: IN BROOKYLN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M

Follow JP McDade on social media:

https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade
https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby

Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Every year, thousands of students go on their first holiday abroad.

0:05.0

Our 5G roaming in 80 countries means they're connected as soon as they land.

0:10.0

Just to remind you to wear sunscreen love because you're as pale as a ghost.

0:14.0

Oh and can you send me all your friends numbers because their mothers are on to me and always keep your cash in your

0:17.8

bumbag. Every connection counts which is why Ireland can count on our network

0:21.8

Votaphone together we can.

0:25.1

Subject to coverage availability, limitations and terms apply, see Vodafone

0:28.5

dot i.e. forward slash terms.

0:30.1

So I work with this guy and he needed to move out so I invited him to come live in my house

0:36.0

What I'm sub letting a room to him and we've become kind of friends you know what kind of close he's got seven or eight years on me. He's a bit older, but he's kind of a softer guy. He was raised by women and had a lot of trouble dating

0:56.6

sounds like he's into the cheek zone.

0:58.6

But that's, this guy's very welcome here.

1:00.8

He's gonna get sexeded in but he's welcome. And I kind of feel bad

1:07.6

for the guy but that's not quite the issue. The issue is he has a really hot younger sister who is also my age.

1:17.0

About a week ago he brought her over to the house and Yes. She was kind of into me and I don't know.

1:27.0

I want to date her.

1:29.0

I want to ask her out.

1:31.0

But this kid, he would be absolutely crushed if I started dating a sister. You know I could

1:38.4

tell he's already a little bit jealous that I'm able to even talk to women.

1:43.1

And I don't know.

1:45.0

Should I, my question is, should I shoot my shot?

1:48.2

I feel like it may damage the relationship,

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