#98 - Chris Distefano

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Chris Distefano joins the pod to discuss finding out he’s German, the wisdom of old people, an insane request from a newfound relative, holding it in on stage, his dad’s ballsy gambling, why gambling was safer through the mob, and much more. Chris and Stav help callers including an expecting father wondering if it’s time to hang up his Muay Thai dreams, and a man who’s salty because one of his bros ghosted him after he got divorced.

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LET'S START A CULT (starring and co-written by Stavvy) opens in theaters 10/25!! With Q&A screenings in LA (10/17), Chicago (10/22), Baltimore (10/24), NYC (10/25), and Brooklyn (10/29). Get your tickets: https://darkskyfilms.com/film/lets-start-a-cult/

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Ohhobah! Welcome to Stavi's World everyone. We have an incredible episode with my
0:05.8	pal Krista Stefano coming up just in one second. I just want to let you know that my
0:10.8	movie Let's Start a cult which I star and I co wrote it comes out in
0:16.0	theaters October 25th it's going to be in a handful of theaters we'll have more
0:19.8	information on that go to this link that we've added we're adding screenings every day and cities every day but
0:26.2	we're also doing a handful of special screenings before you know that I will be at will be doing
0:33.6	Q and a is one in l a l a although those might be by the time it comes out it might be sold
0:36.9	out L a Chicago Baltimore new york and brooklyn a special screening both manhattan
0:41.9	then brooklyn and it's coming
0:44.5	out on the 25th in a handful of cities we're trying to expand it go to the links
0:48.4	see if it's coming to your town and if it is please buy a ticket I'll kiss
0:51.5	you right on the I won't say what but anyway let's start the music and let's enjoy this great episode with my pal Chrissy D
1:00.0	A Pah! Welcome everybody to Stavi's World 904-800 Stav. Call in to get all of your problem solved.
1:09.6	We have one of the greatest, the great geniuses of Queens New York born and bred Chris
1:14.8	de Stefano how's it going buddy I do my friend freshly living in Queens
1:19.0	moved back to Queens you grew up in was it Ridgewood
1:22.2	Ridgewood baby which is, you know, my mom bought that house for $60,000 in 1984.
1:29.2	She's told me that the Hasidic Jews are starting to come around and offer about 1.5 2 mill cash.
1:35.4	Interesting. She's like, she better play ball. You see what they're up to over in the Middle East.
1:40.0	There might be a, oh wait, there's a Hamas splinter cell in the basement of this home unless she sells
1:48.5	She's told me she says you know what Chris but I'm not gonna sell that I'm not I want you to inherit this home the way I inherit you know right oh that's good good I want you and I know that you'll you'll keep this in our family and I'm saying mhm mhm right in my head I'm gonna say I'm gonna invite these Jews to my mom's funeral
2:06.5	and sell it for 2.3 cash at the casket. We'll throw in the hardwood of the casket.
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