Bonus #33 - Ben O'Brien and Luke Taylor [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2023

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Stavvy Baby Enterprises consigliere Ben O'Brien (aka Benny Buttcheeks aka Mr. Cheeks) and Shrimp Boys host Luke Taylor join the pod for another on-the-road episode to discuss unionizing Stavvy Baby Enterprises, Eldis's incompetence, the history of male circumcision, Stav's messed up hog, being terrible bouncers, and much more. Ben, Luke and Stav help callers including a guy who selfishly wants his girlfriend to get a vasectomy after she got off birth control, and a guy concerned that his new sweet girlfriend thinks his friends are racist after an off-color joke.

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0:00.0	I have a new girlfriend and she is the one. Okay. That's the first night of the match. She's a real sweetie pie.
0:11.6	Great. My friends, a couple of them are a little resistant to change, a little resistant to this new girlfriend.
0:21.6	They think that she doesn't like them because they think that she thinks they're racist. She thinks that they don't like her.
0:33.2	She also kind of thinks that they're a little racist. Are they?
0:37.7	One joke that was made is not very racist. Uh-oh.
0:42.9	I need to smooth it out because I'm not going to leave her for them and I'm not going to leave them for her.
0:49.6	And I would like to move on. What is life with all friendship and relationships in the cat? Please help me out. God bless you. God bless, Elvis. God bless Albania.
1:01.4	Oh, cutting, cutting, cutting. You delete that. This guy kind of sounds like evil Joe Perro.
1:11.8	You know, you know, his friend said the craziest fucking shit. Yeah, it wasn't wrong.
1:15.4	It was so nuts. I mean, if we start if you're talking about degrees of racism in a joke, it's a racist.
1:24.0	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:24.9	If you're doing, you know what I mean? Like if you're a nice sweet girlfriend who is the best person you've ever met is like,
1:31.6	I don't know about that. But your dirtbag friends that you've had since you were a kid were like,
1:35.5	Oh, come on. She's being a fucking bitch. Oh, you're telling me I learned how to tap dance and pay my face this way.
1:41.7	And now I can't do it. I took all those tap dancing lessons for nothing.
1:45.6	I spent $10,000 like glasses to get the fucking accent exactly right. And you're telling me I can't use it.
1:52.7	I got a voice coach. I do it. I put it. Yeah, it's racist. I do it respectfully though. I'm going to really respect the crap.
2:01.4	I perfect a woopy gold broke impression over years.
2:06.6	I met her. I met her and I watched her problem. She just doesn't she just doesn't appreciate art. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
2:13.5	Yeah, your girlfriend is completely uncultured. I think take her to a museum.
2:17.0	Take her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And teach that.
2:19.3	She was the whole Looney Tunes cartoon. So you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah.
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