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🗓️ 24 July 2023
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Grace Kuhlenschmidt joins the pod to discuss her last name having way too many letters, having crushes on Zac Efron-looking hotties before she came out, being so closeted in high school that she thought it was ironic to play softball, and much more. Grace and Stav help callers including a 21-year-old himbo who is considering being a sugar baby to an Australian cougar, and a man who still hasn’t gotten his sense of taste or smell back years after getting COVID.
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0:00.0 | Oh |
0:02.9 | Welcome everybody to stop these world 904 800 stop calling and solve all your problems |
0:09.3 | I'm pumped to have in the stew in in a story of straight from the O'Pare capital of the world for green grace |
0:17.9 | I'm gonna fuck Kunil smit cool. It's my fuck. I love it. Canoodle smit. That was because I used to say I |
0:26.0 | I like pronounce your name with a hard D. Yeah, there's like a in my in the pronunciation |
0:30.7 | I had it with a kundal smit. There's two. There's frankly too many letters. They didn't spell this my last name in like |
0:38.0 | Letters and they chose to do 13 cool and cool and Schmidt wait. Yeah, sounds doesn't sound bad when you say it |
0:43.6 | I think but it's fucked up on the page. I know it's really ugly. Yeah, it sucks. It's real real German in like the bad parts of Germany |
0:50.9 | I know it really makes you feel like when you read there's five consonants in a row |
0:55.3 | That's that's like that's not a word. Yeah, and it's like |
0:58.6 | It's one thing when it's like Polish and they throwing some fun Z's and X's right |
1:03.0 | But you just got regular conscience. I wish I at least had an oomla |
1:06.6 | Yeah, I would be so |
1:08.6 | No, I would turn it up |
1:10.6 | You got to start throwing an oomla. I would just go by cool. KUHL with an oomla. I mean I would change my vibe |
1:18.0 | I would actually take the H out. I would just go KUL and then let the oomla |
1:22.4 | And I would start my my rap career |
1:25.0 | Yeah, grace be British. That's cool |
1:27.0 | I'd be sick and you could have like a lot of joe cool the camel |
1:30.9 | Yeah crossovers. Oh my god, you're right |
1:33.2 | Okay, he was pretty sick. Yeah, you're you're younger than us |
1:37.0 | But did you remember do you remember joe cool? Not like very he was awesome. He was a camel |
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