Bonus #26 - JP McDade [PATREON PREVIEW]
Stavvy's World
Stavros Halkias
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🗓️ 1 June 2023
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Veteran of the show JP McDade returns to the pod for a special episode recapping the final west coast stretch of the Fat Rascal tour. JP and Stav help callers including a man whose sheltered girlfriend makes him feel bad anytime he parties, and a woman in a band who hates her body anytime she sees herself posted on social media.
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| 0:00.0 | Ha ha ha. All right, I'm |
| 0:04.1 | Strait don't get that's another part of the tour that we had talked about is our film. We've already filmed straight |
| 0:10.6 | Well, yeah, there's two films. There's straight Shrek. Straight Shrek has been in the works for a lot |
| 0:14.6 | We've we've been playing around straight with straight Shrek for most of the tour |
| 0:18.2 | You know JP do you have an extra 45 just a break? |
| 0:24.2 | I'm straight |
| 0:30.0 | Straight |
| 0:34.0 | Come over here suck this donkey. I like push it. No donkey. I don't want to suck your cock anymore |
| 0:49.6 | The long and the short of it is that straight Shrek has been getting raped by the donkey |
| 0:54.6 | He's been co-worst by the donkey in the gay sex for I guess years |
| 1:00.2 | You could put a magical element onto it if you want if you need to kind of gritty yeah, and real a gritty reboot of Shrek where he's get straight |
| 1:08.7 | But he's getting raped by the donkey. We had to spin off of straight Shrek. Well, but let me just before we get to that |
| 1:14.0 | And so basically he begs the donkey to let him get pussy and proofy straight goes on a rum spring of sorts |
| 1:21.2 | Yeah, it's kind of like a road movie right, but it starts he gets raped by the donkey a couple times |
| 1:26.1 | To set the world |
| 1:28.1 | We're word was a lot of world building, but then we thought well, it might be hard to get straight |
| 1:32.8 | We might be hard to get the rights for Shrek |
| 1:36.8 | We may be with our legal team |
| 1:39.0 | Maybe we should do an alternate version and it could be his name would be Eric and he's either straight Eric |
| 1:45.7 | Or maybe even bisexual area landed on bisexual by sexual air he still talks like Shrek the IP of donkey was kind of question |
| 1:53.4 | So we didn't want to do donkey so he the hunch bisexual Eric and the mule |
| 1:58.4 | The mule instead of donkey would have the mule and that would be Chris talk |
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