Bonus #174 - Sam Evans [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Humor, Advice, Relationship, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

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🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Sam Evans returns to the pod to discuss growing up religious, being a Jesus freak in high school, his delusions about cauliflower pizza, bombing with his surgeon, his dad’s chasteness in senior living, and much more. Sam and Stav help callers including a guy who’s wondering how he can keep a huge settlement from his dad’s death hidden from his baby mamma, and a woman who’s wondering a casual hookup with a guy she dated when they were abstinent Christian teenagers. Watch Sam Evans's special DOWN A MOM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo9uSOyNN-c Follow Sam Evans on social media: https://www.youtube.com/@reallysamevans https://www.instagram.com/reallysamevans https://www.tiktok.com/@reallysamevans https://twitter.com/ReallySamEvans ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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0:00.0	Hello, Stavi. Hello, eldest. Hello, esteemed guest or guest. Thank you.
0:05.8	Thank you for taking my call. I have a question.
0:13.9	So I grew up as an abstinent Christian teen, And I dated this guy during that time for about five years.
0:26.6	We never got to bang.
0:29.6	That was, you know, a huge struggle in our relationship.
0:32.6	Obviously, we were teenagers.
0:35.6	Of course.
0:36.6	But eventually we broke up, we went our separate ways um that
0:40.6	was like half my lifetime ago um however he and i have recently matched on hints yes and have been
0:51.2	talking yeah you owe it to yourself um he is somebody that kind of stands out in my mind sometimes
0:58.2	because I really think that it's a shame that we never got to bang.
1:05.3	This is so erotic.
1:07.1	This is awesome.
1:07.7	They're no longer.
1:08.5	They'll be so hot.
1:10.0	You basically, hold on.
1:11.4	You basically were edging for five years.
1:14.2	Yeah.
1:14.5	And then put it on the back burner and then kind of edged in your mind all the rest of time.
1:20.6	You're both about to, I mean, this is, it's great.
1:23.4	Or it could be really disappointing.
1:25.8	There could be something where it's just like, this is a very powerful.
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