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Stavvy's World

#174 - Matteo Lane

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Humor, Advice, Relationship, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Matteo Lane returns to the pod to discuss the power of hair plugs, why his barber loves him, what Wicked is about, how all the actors in Grease are way too old, what it'd be like if Liza Minnelli had a straight son, growing up in a big loud household, and much more. Matteo and Stav help callers including a guy wondering if he should get back with his baby mama who cheated on him with an older guy, and a guy who wants tips on how to gently tell his girlfriend to stop talking so much during movies. See Matteo Lane live and follow him on social media: https://matteolanecomedy.com/ https://www.tiktok.com/@matteolane https://www.instagram.com/matteolane https://www.youtube.com/@matteolanecomedy Thank you to our sponsors!! Visible - https://www.visible.com/ switch now! Twisted Tea - https://www.twistedtea.com/locations Keep It Twisted!! Chubbies - https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/stavvy code STAVVY for 20% off ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

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0:00.0

Opa! Welcome everybody to Stavvy's World, 904-800-staff.

0:05.8

Call in, we'll solve all your problems.

0:08.7

Returning to the couch, our pal Mateo Lane.

0:12.3

I won't find it not funny.

0:14.0

Yeah, the Greek music.

0:16.1

I just won't find it not funny.

0:17.7

I don't think many people grew up around Greek, so for me, I did.

0:20.9

Yeah, you get it. You understand. It's a very joyous start to the show. We're happy to have you

0:26.3

back in our temporary downtown studios in an undisclosed location. Hopefully we will very, well,

0:34.7

actually, I can't even say very soon we'll be in the proper studio because we won't be.

0:54.7

But, you know, in a month, maybe two months, who knows. But for now, thanks for coming, Mateo. It's been too long. I feel like we haven't had you in a while. I know. Well, we've been busy. We've always, we've always, we've, we almost have done each other's podcast a couple times and then we're just too... You had a good reason not to do my. You had a big

0:56.8

thing. I had an audition and I got it. we almost have done each other's podcast a couple times and then we're just too you had a good

0:55.1

reason not to do my you had a big thing I had an audition and I got it that's amazing so you know

1:00.1

imagine you lost it because you had to talk to Nick I know imagine that would be yeah I'm like and

1:07.6

what's funny is I was kind of so, so on the audition.

1:11.2

And you always look for obviously, like, no podcast is important as a big audition. But Nick was like, I'll do the audition. Yeah, yeah. But I was like, fuck, dude, do I, I was looking for an excuse not to do it, but I did. And who gave Starvros his first acting role? That's right. You play doctor. That's right. I did play Dr. Popolopoulos.

1:29.0

Speaking of great portrayals of the Greeks in the media, fucking Mateo book, we need to play Dr. Giro, giro fucking gyropopolis. Yeah. I put you with my Mexican aunt. Yeah. My Mexican aunt Cindy. One of my first scene partners was your aunt Cindy.

1:48.0

Your aunt Cindy.

1:49.0

I played one time I played a fat John in a prostitute horror movie.

1:54.9

Oh.

1:55.4

Where I get killed.

1:56.5

That was maybe my first ever.

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