Bonus #145 - Live Call Show Vol. 31 [PATREON PREVIEW]
Stavvy's World
Stavros Halkias
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🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
Stavvy is back talking directly to the fans! In what we thought was going to be the last live call episode from our studio, and the first ever free live call episode (we made the exec decision to keep this one on the Patreon even though it's awesome and the longest one yet), Stav and Eld help the beautiful Patreon members, including an aspiring vanlifer whose girlfriend abruptly left him amid a two year-plus van reno, a dude who discovered his grandpa has a secret family after doing 23&Me, and a woman whose retired cop dad broke the family up to start a terrible restaurant and date his Elvira-looking goth waitress.
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| 0:00.0 | Um, my parents were together for 36 years. |
| 0:03.5 | Um, I was like, wow, this is love, like, good for them, happy family. |
| 0:09.0 | And then a few years ago, my dad had what had to have been like a midlife crisis. |
| 0:16.0 | So he was like a cop his whole life, retired 10 years ago used his pension to buy a restaurant |
| 0:23.5 | oh no all those minority arms broken just to fail at selling ribs go ahead literally and it was like |
| 0:34.6 | the worst fucking food too like American it was like the worst fucking food, too, like American, it was so bad. |
| 0:41.0 | Kitchen nightmare. |
| 0:43.0 | Damn. |
| 0:44.2 | Yeah, where was John Taffer when you needed him? |
| 0:48.5 | Oh, God. |
| 0:50.5 | Okay, so the restaurant flops, it sounds like? |
| 0:55.4 | Yes, and like in this flop, my dad is like taking us all down with him. |
| 1:00.3 | So he meets this like career waitress. |
| 1:05.5 | She's in her 60s, has tiggle bitties and is like an attractive older woman. |
| 1:13.7 | And he decides like he is absolutely in love with her. |
| 1:14.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.2 | So he tells my mom like I'm no longer in love with you. |
| 1:20.4 | I'm in love with this woman. |
| 1:21.7 | Oh my God. |
| 1:22.3 | But I want to stay married. |
| 1:24.4 | What? |
| 1:25.9 | Damn. |
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