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Call in. We'll solve all your problems. We have my boy Fidelberg on the damn couch right now.

Johnny Fights.

Dude, it is my pleasure to be here.

Yeah. Honestly, God, I see this background so often.

Thank you, dude. It's a genuine honor to be here. Thank you, man. Thank you, very much for having me. Yeah, of course, yeah. You got a series that's been out for a couple weeks. Is it less mascots or the mascots? Buddy, you threw a little French on it. Nice. Doesn't know the name. Came here explicitly to promote this thing. Doesn't know the... I just don't know the... I think it's Ivan's... I say lay mascots. I don't know if that's right. Oh, if it's Elliot... Oh, actually, you're right. I don't fucking know either. So you just... For you, it was a matter of French pronunciation. Yes. You know that it's lay or less, not the. Yes. Okay, okay, okay. It's definitely, okay. Yeah, yeah, le mascot. Yeah, that sounds right. Do you take any French in school? I did. I was a Spanish guy. I was pretty good at Spanish. I lived in Spain for a while. You did? Yeah, for like a summer. Okay. Um, but it was in high school. Yeah. So I studied abroad, but I was in high school.

But you went with like,

you had like the whole host family thing.

Yes,

exactly.

Stay with the family. That like, dude, the, the woman, the mother, I guess she's not my mom. My mom actually, I was calling her my mom. And I was like, this is my mom and my mom was like you better knock that shit oh wow your mom got jealous yeah she was like

nothing she was feeling cucked by by your spanish mother figure you have one fucking

mother and she's over here that's awesome so it's like mom i want to fuck this lady

it's a different thing i'm trying to trick her seeing if i can mix her maternal instincts

i'm hitting her with the edible complex. Smart, dude, smart. But she, they fucking hated us. It was me and my friend. Oh, really? Because it was like, that's awesome. It was me and my buddy. We were like 17, 60. I might have been 16. And like, it was our first time ever in Europe. Of course. At least at least on without supervision and we were just getting hammered all the time but then they also we were in salamanca Spain and they were I don't know how it works in like Madrid and stuff like that but in solomanka like they were hard on siesta like it was it was at 2 p.m. Yeah. You're fucking going home and you're taking a nap.

And we're like 17 year old kids not used to that.

So we couldn't fall asleep. So we just get shit faced in our bedroom. Wow. Yeah. What years of this? This is like 20. I would say this is 05. 05. Yeah. Yeah. I think Ciesta culture is sort of, I think in that it was still, it was kind of the tail end of it being all.

Like, unfortunately, I think globalization has taken the siesta from a lot of people.

Yes.

Because Greece was like that too, where when I was really little, it was like, you could not be outside.

People were fucking pissed if you made any noise.

They're like, excuse me, we left our

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