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Ah, good yawn, Tiff, we're back.

Hello everybody, welcome to the Bich-Fible Podcast.

I'm your under-appreciated host, Jackie Shimmel, back again.

Another week.

Yes, Jackie, I have some episodes coming up with guests.

I know, historically speaking, people do not like when I have guests,

but I think that you'll be happy.

I'm not like doing any type of a secret tease.

This is an en-A-List name drop situation.

It's just funny fucks, kibbutzing behind a mic, you know what I'm saying?

So, after last week's episode, where I violently went after Maddie Prue

on the Richter scale of Jackie Shimmel, I think I hovered at a 2.5.

I was nothing if not a lady, but I received quite a bit of disgruntled DMs.

And I would like to report some breaking news.

I have been harassed for the past four days by a delicious troll named Diana

who has alerted me of my problematic behavior.

She's saying that I'm a racist, get this against white people.

Diana, you're probably right.

White people are embarrassing.

Get out more, get your head out of your chick-fil-a in Mountain Dew

and see the world, Diana, it's gonna click.

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