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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Bombing In Front Of De Niro w/ Colin Quinn | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 210

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Colin Quinn joins Tom to discuss some of their most horrific bomb stories. Colin also talks about working at SNL, his favorite (and least favorite) SNL hosts, and some pretty wild Chevy Chase stories. Tom is convinced that drunks ruin shows and Colin wants to pitch a new idea to Bert for his standup. Other topics include: one man shows, “resetting” a bad audience, and how MTV used to be cool. It’s a fun and insightful episode. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on Two Bears One Cave.

0:02.0

Even though when I came and I trashed the jukebox election,

0:04.6

I just scanned a couple of the songs

0:06.4

and I was like, gonna rock the Cosbaw, what's going on?

0:08.8

That's my wife.

0:10.4

Uh-oh, don't talk to see.

0:11.9

My favorite part, I'm sorry of of the last few minutes, though,

0:14.5

is that you very kind of like diplomatically said,

0:17.4

Bert's a fucking retard.

0:18.7

I don't have an idea yet, and he goes, that's right,

0:20.2

you can just give me a hand job.

0:24.0

100%! Cheers.

0:26.0

This episode is

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1:00.4

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1:04.5

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1:10.0

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