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Before we get to the championship game, before we get to Carolina basketball, before we help Taylor out here because he is, well, he's all kinds of upset.

Warm and up to it.

To the idea of Mike Malone being the next head coach at Carolina.

Balmani, are you a bench below the court or a bench at court level type of guy?

Like, which way do you like it?

Oh, I hate the elevated courts.

Same. I can't stand it, man.

I can't stand it. I can't stand it. It makes everything look ridiculous.

Like, who asked for this?

I don't like, no one's made a compelling case for me for the elevated court. I'm also just generally an opponent of basketball in domes, but I understand the capitalism is going to win on that one. But the elevated court, I don't like it. Yeah, I'm with you. I feel like someone's going to get hurt. It's dangerous, you know? Yes. Yes. And that's what they don't get is that just because you say nobody's going to get hurt doesn't change the fact that it feels that way. And that is not a comfortable viewing experience. Yes. If you put a future prop bet in on Mike Malone being the next head coach at North Carolina at a billion to one.

Congratulations to you.

I mean, but Moni, what the fuck is going on here?

I don't understand.

It's not even that I don't understand it.

Let's put a pen in the understanding part.

Yeah.

My question was simply whose idea this was?

Because you, like, when you have an idea that nobody else has, chances are it's either the best

idea or the worst idea that you've ever had.

When you're the only person who cook this up and i feel

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