Hello there, Bob.

All right, Andy, all right, part snippers, how are you doing?

All right, you're up, so a nice one.

Is everyone calm?

Are you calm? I'm pretty calm, yeah. Andrew, I've got to say, you've decided to wear some kind of 1950s Sundland shirt, and I don't blame you for being Cocker Hope. Were you there? I was there, yeah. It was fucking brilliant. It was so good. Yeah, it's not a 1950s. It's got a bit of a 1950s feel about it, but it's from 19, oh, 97, 98. Right, my shirt. Look at that, it's called Button and the V-neck. Isn't that nice or proper collar as well? Yeah, collar and button. You could appear in court wearing this, I think. Just put a tie on over it.

So tell us about your day very briefly. What did you eat?

What did I eat? Started off with a travel lodge breakfast at about 10, 10.15 a.m.

Yeah.

Which we regarded as was going to be our ballast for the drinking that was going to commence from about half 11.

Kickoff was at three.

Yeah.

I think I've still, I haven't got my voice back from it yet, to be honest.

I had a couple of drinks in the hotel.

Headed over to Wembley.

I had three pints in Wembley Stadium itself. Hey, get this. Painted Budweiser in Wembley, I had three pints in Wembley Stadium. Hey, get this, pint of Budweiser in Wembley Stadium, £7.25. I thought that was reasonable. Yeah, it wouldn't have surprised

me if you'd said, Mattana, yeah. Wouldn't have surprised me. Budweiser plus steak and

ale pie, special offer, 1099. Oh, that's very good. Isn't it? I mean, that's Weatherspoon price, isn't it? Just about. So I had that. I had the pie on top of the travel lodge breakfast. It was about five drinks in. I had another pint at half time. And what a day. What a day. The atmosphere was incredible. I'm sure it came across on the telly. I'm sure you were rooting for us when you were watching it. Of course I was. Thank you very much. No, you know me, Andy, I'd like Middlesbrough, top of the Premier League, then Sunland and Newcastle, all three of us. Why not? Why not indeed? We can dream. We can dream. Well, well done you

lot. At the end did you shout onto the pitch. Well done. Well done. Well done, the lads in white,

I shouted. You've made us proud. Good for you. Kind of like that. Was that your first time at Wembley

with the sun? Just hugging people, hugging strangers. Sorry, darling. What did you say? I just lost you there for a moment. This signal dropped. Oh, right. You're lurking in your fucking wardrobe, wherever it is you are. I think this is how they do. The rest is politics. You look, you're so pleased with yourself.

You look like, here's what you look like, it's a list.

You look like your pet monkey has just set out a tea party for you.

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