Boiled Parsnips 52: Lemon Drivel
Athletico Mince
Borthwick Productions Ltd
4.8 • 7.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Safety first, a QR game, Crime Files, a dog-based Littlepod, a visit to an old friend, and some children's pastimes.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 24/4/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince)
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| 0:00.0 | Andy, I'm just stirring me to here. |
| 0:16.8 | It's coming through loud and clear through the microphone, yeah, through the headphones that I'm wearing because I'm the producer today. |
| 0:23.2 | I knew a bloke, hello producer, and you a bloke who went from restoring fireplaces straight into a career as gong therapy. |
| 0:32.9 | It's a good switch that, yeah. |
| 0:36.2 | Have you made a big switch? That's an interesting question. A big. Have you made a big switch? |
| 0:37.7 | That's an interesting question. |
| 0:39.3 | A big switch? |
| 0:40.2 | I made a big switch once from working in a record shop to my headphones I've gone off. |
| 0:46.1 | What the fuck's that about? |
| 0:47.7 | Why do you need headphones? |
| 0:50.7 | So I can make sure, oh, it's back on again. |
| 0:52.6 | Just to make sure our levels are good |
| 0:54.7 | oh that's it that's a producer I made a big switch once from um |
| 0:59.6 | hey if you're a producer producer's a fucking cake because I could do with one |
| 1:04.0 | imagine if I had one imagine I had one in my bag do you like the size of my coffee by |
| 1:07.9 | the way what is that at all it's a large it's a large cost of coffee because I've earned enough cost of coffees on the app to get the free one. So I've gone in there and I've gone in big. I've gone free coffee time. Right. The fella says, sure is your QR code. Yes. Which I did. And then he says, large one. I said, says why not I leaned into it As they say And then and then he went Extra shot I went why the fuck not Go on fill us up So there I am I'm on me Now possibly fourth coffee Of the day That's too much I need Yeah well we'll see how it goes over the next 40 minutes. Well, I have one coffee a day. |
| 1:45.8 | I have a cup of tea first, then a coffee. Yeah. But if I haven't had that coffee by 10, I won't have a coffee. None at all? No, it doesn't appeal to me the taste after about 10. Okay. Anyway, tell me about this job switch. Well, I used to work in a record shop |
| 2:00.1 | and then I decided I was going to be a freelance comedy writer. |
| 2:03.3 | Just like that. |
| 2:04.2 | Just like that. Just like that. I went, fuck it. I'm walking away from the daily grind. Right. And I'm going to sit around drinking coffee all day and making up rubbish. I spent a lot of the time playing football manager, to be fair. Right. |
| 2:18.8 | Is that a good game anyway? |
| 2:21.0 | Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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