Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million oh my

what happy Christmas why do now you have the best Christmas ever this, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be

18 or over. You're not going to. All right, you're in plain black tonight it's at the seat this evening

this this afternoon this morning what you're looking for with that black it's like

like a architect Northeastern our Jordi architect I'm not looking for any kind of look. It's just it's a

primark t-shirt that I've just chucked on this morning. Right, okay. Do you think there's some

many hidden agenda, don't you? No, I just wondered that, you know, like,

what color of your trousers? I can't say them, what color of your

trousers? Are they kind of like a greenish,

but they've got like a go faster stripe down the side.

Oh, it's a chacky bottom, is it?

That sort of thing.

You want to say them because they're really good if I'm just so look

I said fucking hell it's like a cream insert. Like a sage trouser with a cream insert.

Right down either leg. It's like superhero kind of style. I've got them in Saints Priest and I'm really happy with them. I don't imagine they expected to sell any of them and these so...

Well that's when I came along and I took a gross and I've got them stashed away for the next to keep it going for the next

15 20 years I reckon they look like they might actually make you go faster and

yeah I've got to I've got to say when you find a look that works for you, buy in bulk, stick with it for as long as you can. So I'll be wearing these till I'm 65, I reckon.

It's very true what you say Andy. The problem is, is like, especially with a trouser or a jumper you don't

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