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Woo! Hello everybody, I am fresh off the Southwest flight from Las Vegas to Burbank honey.

She's home, she's broken, she's empty. Three days in Vegas is about three days too long.

I haven't been to Las Vegas in a hot second. Anytime I've gone in recent years, it's kind of a

wham bam. Thank you Sam. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? Why am I even here? It's always for a

purpose and then I'm in and I'm fucking out. So obviously this weekend, I am obviously, I mean,

because what else would I be doing? I performed at life is beautiful. I love that I keep using the word

performed. I don't know if it was a performance or kind of like, like an exhibit of failure and

self-amusement. Here's the thing. It wasn't exactly my target demographic of a crowd. Let's just

put it that way. Now I did say that I would rather go to an ISIS prison camp or, you know, a Nazi

camp than ever go to do a live show again. Here's the thing. I have a great time while I'm doing it.

It's the pre and the post for me. And this was particularly interesting because,

you know, it wasn't like I could drive any ticket sales. The festival was sold out. So the people

that were going were locked and loaded. They added me to the lineup. I didn't really know

what I was going to get in terms of a crowd. Also where I was performing was the only air-conditioned

space in the entire festival. So a lot of people were there just to get it cooled down. I mean,

it was 118 degrees. I said a couple things and it was fucking crickness. And you know how I love

that shit. And unfortunately, I'm so diabolical that like that gets me excited and like gets my

engines revving. And I don't know how to just graciously move on to a next topic when something I say

that's atrocious doesn't land with strangers who have no concept of who I am or what my like

deal is. I feel like I'm probably going to get canceled because I was just I'm not used to being

amidst, you know, active heterosexual men that are entertained by me. So every dude that would

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