This ain't no game, boppers.

It's a live-action thrill ride.

Oh, wait, no, it's just junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who are these guys?

Greetings, boppers, and welcome to another gravy-soaked, deep-fried episode of junk food cinema here on Film School Rejects.

This is the podcast that takes a long, good look at cult and exploitation film, and unleashes its affinity for even seemingly super-awful flicks that have hooked us.

We also represent Doomsday for ironic film appreciation.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury.

Hello.

And I am joined by my friend and co-host, novelist sclub-blah, blah,

and Heberber, and Herberber.

Shee, Heber, Herber.

Yeah, I don't know what after there.

Hi, everybody.

Those words were supposed to be novelist and screenwriter,

and now I realize why I usually say screenwriter first.

Apparently, my tongue cannot handle the other arrangement.

So, see Robert Gargill.

Hello.

Hi.

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