Blurry Hysteria: Spy Whales and Swedish Kid Killers | 400

Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.3 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re swimming into the deep end of weird news! First, we bid farewell to Hvaldimir, the alleged Russian spy beluga whale who captured hearts—and maybe secrets—around the world. Was he a lovable marine mammal or Cold War collateral? Then, things get even darker in Sweden, where kids under 15 are exploiting a legal loophole to work as assassins. Yep, the kiddie table just got deadly. Buckle up for a wild ride of aquatic espionage and pint-sized hitmen on H51! News Stories Mentioned: Spy Whale Death: https://www.npr.org/2024/09/03/nx-s1-5098968/hvaldimir-russian-spy-beluga-whale-dead Kiddy Crime: https://notthebee.com/article/children-in-sweden-working-as-assassins-because-kids-under-15-cannot-be-arrested-detained-or-prosecuted-for-anything Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: weird@hysteria51.com Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:45.5	It's less blurry this week, but it's not quite sad.
0:50.0	I don't have to say sad anymore because I got a guest and you know who it is.
0:54.4	His name is.
0:56.0	Kevin!
0:56.3	Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! You're less sad. You look a lot less sad. I know I sound like a child because I'm losing my voice, but you.
1:12.7	Do you sound like a child because one of the stories we're going to read?
1:15.9	Are you trying to use that to get out of some trouble?
1:18.4	I am going to milk that fucking system for every every, every, I don't know what they said.
1:24.9	Rupees.
1:25.6	Honey, Brent's going to Sweden again.
1:29.6	So you,
1:30.4	everyone knows.
1:32.2	You've heard Kevin on here about 612 times.
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