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Hysteria 51

Blurry Hysteria: Headless Hairballs and Record-Breaking Absurdity | 401

Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re diving into the bizarre and hilarious with two unforgettable stories. First, the mosh pit diaper—a sold-out sensation designed for concertgoers who refuse to miss a beat for a bathroom break. Yes, diapers in mosh pits are now a thing. Then, we’re taking a whirlwind tour of the oddest Guinness World Records of 2024, showcasing humanity’s strangest achievements, from balancing spaghetti on a toothbrush to eyebrow-length extravaganzas. Get ready for laughs, disbelief, and all the weird news you love—no bathroom breaks required! News Stories Mentioned:  Mosh Scat: https://news.sky.com/story/mosh-pit-diaper-designed-to-avoid-lines-at-loos-sells-out-13275899?fbclid=IwY2xjawHRrhxleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHXfRrPmHPTNfcKSc8F2baiktjX34_7RWP9wM0yI-bBPlxJF1I_tvdNUB4w_aem_f25wNcFT3_gjAWsruBY6iw Guinness Time: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2024/12/17/oddest-Guinness-World-Records-of-2024/3221734390473/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1K0R7dDMH96hsPZnqtrZOeuaQmlTN4Ob6a_WeI7iXXKHsbCKY4bbAEriY_aem_klMSuDbUXv6iEGPfUxB1gA Email us your favorite WEIRD news stories: [email protected] Support the Show Get exclusive content & perks as well as an ad and sponsor free experience at https://www.patreon.com/Hysteria51 from just $1 Shop Be the Best Dressed at your Cult Meeting! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hysteria51?ref_id=9022 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Is crypto perfect? Nope. But neither was email when it was invented in 1972.

0:05.9

And yet today, we send 347 billion emails every single day.

0:12.0

Crypto is no different. It's new. But like email, it's also revolutionary.

0:17.5

With Crackin, it's easy to start your crypto journey with 24-7 support when you need it.

0:22.5

Go to crackin.com and see what crypto can be. Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the

0:26.7

money you invest. This is a high-risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong.

0:30.2

Toy car to Danny from me. Fluffy slippers to Emma from me. The Cheesy McChisbee. To me from me.

0:40.1

Treat yourself to the new Cheesy McChryspy from McDonald's with the delicious cheese sauce, cheese slices and crispy onions.

0:43.2

Go on, you've earned it.

0:46.0

Available until the 5th of Jan,

0:47.2

served from 11am, participating in restaurants only.

0:49.1

Subject to availability.

0:50.2

The following is a fourth-hand production.

1:01.4

Thank you. The following is a fourth hand production. Welcome in, everybody, to another beautiful photos.

1:08.1

Maybe behind beautiful photos.

1:10.3

Uh-oh.

1:29.2

What does that mean? We got Kevin Crispin with us today. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm David. There's Kevin. Kevin, how are you doing? What's going on? I'm over here. I'm doing. I'm doing great. You're David. I'm Kevin. That's good to know. I sometimes wonder who I am. You know, do you ever just kind of have those existential feelings feelings you're like, who the fuck am I? Oh, I don't have an identity at all. Oh, so you don't even look for

1:35.4

an identity, huh? No, no. That's fair. That's above my pay grade. Yeah, don't, yeah. Yeah, I'm doing

1:41.5

all right. And yeah, the title that you mentioned, I appreciate that.

1:45.8

I was just talking with David right before we recorded, letting him know that we've renamed my podcast.

1:50.1

It used to be called Sad Times and now it's called Behind Beautiful Things.

1:53.7

It's still the same show.

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