Blurry Hysteria: Show and Tell… and Shots?! | 432
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Grab your backpacks and questionable decision-making, because it’s time for another lesson in What Not to Bring to School! This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive into two stories that have educators nationwide clutching their stress balls.
First up, a student shows up to class with a live grenade for show-and-tell, proving once again that kids will literally bring anything to school—except a signed permission slip. Was it a cry for attention? A misunderstood prop? Or did this kid just take Call of Duty way too seriously?
Then we slide straight into a wobbly mess of sugar and scandal as a kindergartner hands out jello shots like it's Mardi Gras in the cafeteria. Forget snack time, it's party time! (Just don’t tell the principal. Or Child Protective Services.)
It’s all explosive fun (sometimes literally) on this week’s Blurry Hysteria—where the only thing more questionable than these stories is how they even happened in the first place.
Pack your juice box (not the Bot Booze spiked kind) and join us!
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:10.0 | Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I hate to interrupt you, but I think we just need to start this one out with an apology. |
| 0:22.8 | Because we made a decision, and I don't know if everyone's going to like it, but because, and I want you know this was a decision between the two of us, so don't just blame me. |
| 0:34.3 | Because we're on a little bit of a break of our regular episodes until the studio is done |
| 0:38.0 | we decided to let c bot sit in on this one this episode here and uh we're gonna see oh |
| 0:44.7 | fuck off with the apologies we all know why the people are here and it ain't because of you two |
| 0:49.2 | human queefs see he's already see but you know nothing's changed you what don't you think he's changed you know he's he's he's he's he's he's already Seabot, you know, nothing's changed. Don't you think he's happy? |
| 0:55.8 | You know, |
| 0:56.5 | he's, |
| 0:56.9 | he's, |
| 0:58.0 | he's, |
| 0:58.1 | he's, |
| 0:58.3 | he's, |
| 0:58.6 | he's, |
| 0:58.6 | he's, |
| 0:58.6 | he's, |
| 0:58.6 | he's, |
| 0:58.6 | he's, |
| 0:58.8 | he's, |
| 0:59.7 | he's, |
| 1:00.7 | no shit, |
| 1:03.0 | right? |
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