Blurry Hysteria: Alien Art & Grounds for Divorce | 433
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we brew up some cosmic confusion and pour a hot cup of WTF. First, we head to Colombia where a “UFO” was discovered, and let’s just say… the only thing extraterrestrial might be the logic used to identify it. Was it a spacecraft? A drone? A science project gone rogue? Or just another case of someone yelling “ALIENS!” after watching too much Ancient Aliens?
Then we stir in a tale from the heart of digital doom: a woman dumps her husband after ChatGPT reads her husbands coffee grounds and says he’s bad news. Yes, you read that right. Artificial Intelligence becomes Artificial Intuition and gets straight-up witchy with some full-bean clairvoyance. We’re talking grounds for divorce—literally.
So grab your tinfoil hat, your favorite mug, and maybe a lawyer—because the future of love and aliens might just be hiding in your espresso shot.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:03.0 | Hello. |
| 0:11.0 | What's up? |
| 0:11.6 | Hey! |
| 0:12.0 | Welcome to another very hysteria. |
| 0:15.2 | Me, David. |
| 0:16.1 | Him. |
| 0:16.6 | Brent. |
| 0:17.0 | Yo. |
| 0:17.7 | Seabot here today. |
| 0:18.5 | He's not. |
| 0:20.1 | Good. |
| 0:20.5 | I didn't think I smoked anything. |
| 0:22.1 | He's out procuring accoutremen and stuff recipes, uh, items for more bought booze and bought juice, which is coming back on the market, he says. |
| 0:34.0 | So, uh, he's probably down at the dumps or homeless camps or he's raiding the |
| 0:40.6 | parked garbage trucks, just soaking up the juice. |
| 0:44.0 | You know, wherever homeless stray cats live and or did live at, you know, those kind of |
| 0:49.2 | places. I wouldn't worry about it. |
| 0:50.9 | That's one of my favorite insults to somebody is |
| 0:55.6 | just calling them fucking rancid |
| 0:57.9 | trash juice. Rancid |
| 1:00.4 | trash juice. From the makers |
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