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Baby Geniuses

Blue Whale of Catoosa

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Breathing in, I smile. Breathing in, something something. Breathing out, this supreme moment. Yes! Yes! Yes! On today's episode, we plan ways to tank our WikiFeet ranking, and try to remember what we learned about caterpillars in elementary school. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Blue Whale of Catoosa," a waterfront structure that is shaped as you might imagine.

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We used to do this thing at Camp Winter Rainbow where at Morning

0:30.6

Wavy Gravy would lead this like breathing exercise where like

0:36.8

you'd say breathing in I smile breathing out this supreme moment breathing in something something breathing out the supreme moment, breathing in something, something,

0:44.6

breathing out the supreme moment,

0:45.9

and then at the end of it you go,

0:47.4

yes, yes, yes, and we would do it as a group.

0:50.7

And it felt really good. I always fantasize about doing something like that at work and like making other people at work do that and then I never do anything like that because I feel too mortified.

1:03.0

But maybe someday.

1:05.0

Yeah, it's uh, people really got to be on board for it.

1:09.0

Oh yeah.

1:10.0

You have to be a good leader.

1:12.0

All right, ready. Hello. Hello, babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily.

1:21.8

I'm Lisa. Welcome to the podcast, Baby Geniuses, I'm

1:27.4

Emily. Oh no, we've gotten stuck in a loop, an intro loop. We're stuck in a loop.

1:31.6

There is a genre of ASMR video that I'm actually quite fond of called

1:37.3

repeating intro's because every ASM artist has their own like intro that they do the same every time where they like do like a specific

1:46.4

sort of like finger motion and sound combination to be like hello my little sparkle heads or whatever they call their like fans but sometimes some of them have just like really good

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