Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Columtero podcast,

aka the month, the real, the real, the new, the new, real ass Monday morning podcast.

Experience, the new real ass Monday morning podcast experience with Colum Tiro.

It's my first Monday doing this in a while.

It's my first clocking in.

I'm always busy.

I'm just such a, I'm a fucking jet setter, baby, all over the world.

Go to columntural.com.

You will see the most amount of dates I've ever had on that website.

What do I have? Just off the top of my head real quick. Columbus, Edmonton, Lafayette, Louisiana.

I don't think tickets are doing too well down there so please

anyone within that region come on down

Houston Texas

and then that's kind of it for the summer I think if I

that must be it like there's usually something I'm forgetting. And then I have that comedy club. He'll go, why didn't you mention me? A Portland, Maine. All right, fuck you. Columbus, Edmonton, Lafayette, Houston, Portland, Maine. That's going to be a fucking nice weekend. We've got the young king, Connor Larson with me there. Baltimore, Maryland, Washington, D.C.

And that'll be it.

That'll be it for the summer.

I'll be off.

All my family's coming into town.

I'm going to be...

I'm going to the chapel

and I'm going to shoot everyone there.

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