Blue Pills, Sad Girls & Pissing in the Vase

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

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After settling into their favorite SF watering hole, the misadventures and wild stories find them — learning about cracky cable car drivers, sprawling out on the bed upstairs where Kamala Harris had a steamy run in with an ex line-backer, and brightening the day of a sad stranger mourning the loss of her mother. Along the way there’s talk of blue pill experiments, Andy making his own bathroom, homeless pastry piles, and an afterparty that would make Roy Munson blush. And it's Chad's 50th! Happy birthday, Chad!

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