Bloody Balls

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Supporting your kids can be tough, especially when it comes to shaving their bits. Rich and Nicole go over how to handle awkward questions, traveling without kids and if sex during pregnancy is weird. Your favorite parenting “experts” also discuss Matt’s latest knee injury, dressing slutty over 40 and how 40% of Americans don’t have a bestie.

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0:00.0	Yeah, what's up. You ready for another pod, another epp?
0:04.1	I know a sowed. We decided it was a sowed a long time ago.
0:08.0	If you have children nearby, you're probably going to want to ask them to excuse themselves
0:12.1	because this
0:12.6	podcast is not appropriate for youngsters years. Yeah don't listen around your
0:16.8	kids you've been warned let's have some fun.
0:20.8	What's your name?
0:23.0	What am I?
0:25.0	Who am I?
0:26.0	Oh, heh!
0:27.0	Oh, hehoo!
0:28.0	Oh, hehoo! My goodness gracious.
0:34.0	Gonna fucking bitches.
0:36.0	My goodness gracious is right. You're okay? No, no I'm good as gracious is right. You
0:47.7	okay? No, no I'm not. I'm not okay. You know how you get the call from the nurse, right? You get a call from the nurse to pick up your kid because they're sick, right? They're like, yeah, like little Jimmy is not feeling that great. You're gonna have to go.. Or little Bonnie has lice.
1:05.0	By the way, my kids have been good,
1:07.0	but there's been a lice situation in my kid school
1:09.0	for like months now.
1:10.0	Oh, God, there's nothing worse.
1:12.0	We've discussed this before. It happened to me. Not me. I mean, it happened to Parker, and then it happened to me because of Parker. We had to bomb the whole house. So I get a call from the place that Matt works out at.
1:27.8	That I had to come pick him up, okay?
1:30.2	I had to pick a little Maddie up.
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