Blood Tales of Depravity III: A Graveyard Smash

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

...And so it was foretold, when the clock struck October and that first chill was felt on the wind, when children would gambol about in foolish costumes begging for treats, and Rude Tales of Magic would have a third release week in a month, that they would pause their beloved ongoing narrative (Nethermurk: In Theaters Now!), and turn their tales from Rude...to BLOOD.

When three of New York City's most craven monsters: The Invisible Man (Tim Platt), The Abominable Snowman (Joe Lepore), and Boo Berry (Christopher Hastings) finally score invites to the biggest party of the year- THE MONSTER MASH- finally their dreams of meeting cool people can be realized. But will they hold onto their invites? Or will the twisted mind of Branson Reese keep them from the greatest Halloween of their lives??

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Well, darling, it's no surprise that this ghost pirate ship we find ourselves on has less than ideal sleeping arrangements.
0:14.0	Darling, darling, where have you gone?
0:17.0	Maybe she got up early to find some sort of haunted laundry facilities.
0:20.0	After all, traditional bedsheets can harbor more bacteria than a toilet seat.
0:23.2	It can lead to acne, allergies, and stuffy noses, and it's just gross.
0:27.2	Once again, I long for our miracle-made sheets back home.
0:30.0	They offer a whole line of self-cle-made bed bedding such as sheets, billowcases, and comforters that prevent up to 99.7% of bacterial growth,
0:37.6	and require up to three times less laundry. Not to mention the benefits to our skin.
0:41.5	Sleeping on bacteria can clog your pores and cause acne. I want to sleep clean with miracle maid. Sir, Mr. Ghost Pirate, sir, have you seen my wife? She's the other alive person on your vessel.
0:52.0	You are all in. live person on your vessel.
0:54.4	You were all able to talk just yesterday.
0:57.2	Ugh, I'm cranky.
0:58.9	I need to get back to my luxuriously comfortable miracle-made sheets which feel as nice if not nicer than sheets used by some five-star hotels and without the high price tag
1:07.3	It at least looks like this crew of groaning ghastly sailors is sailing toward land
1:11.6	Look, it's a, it's ho!
1:14.0	Soon we'll be able to sleep on the perfect temperature all night long, no matter the weather.
1:17.9	All thanks to Miracle-made silver-infused thermoregulating fabrics inspired by NASA.
1:22.3	Oh, where is she? Wait what's that? Something on the
1:26.0	cliffs a castle maybe even a castle with internet. Even if we don't get home we
1:30.3	could go to try miracle.Deechats today.
1:34.7	And whether you're buying them for yourself or as a gift for a loved one, if you order today
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