A Light Snack

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Alt Title: Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Getting their Light Eaten

Some Personal News: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our Patreon Shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico??

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a Headgum podcast.
0:07.0	I am Dracula. We thought this ad run before Halloween, so I bid you welcome.
0:13.0	You've got a pretty drafty castle, Dracula. It must get cold at night.
0:17.0	It does.
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