A Nice Dead City On A Lake
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2024
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Just when they think they've escaped the forest of carnivorous plants, the gang finds themselves in a tiny echo-pocket of air surrounded by a freezing lake full of *gulp* sharks! Will they ever reach Culicidan, City Con Carne? Or are they quickly devoured by sharks and most of this episode is just looping lake wave sound effects? Listen to find out!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Well, darling, it's no surprise that this ghost pirate ship we find ourselves on has less than ideal sleeping arrangements. |
| 0:14.0 | Darling? |
| 0:15.0 | Darling, where have you gone? |
| 0:17.0 | Maybe she got up early to find some sort of haunted laundry facilities. |
| 0:20.0 | After all, traditional bedsheets can harbor more bacteria than a toilet seat. |
| 0:23.3 | It can lead to acne, allergies, and stuffy noses, and it's just gross. |
| 0:27.4 | Once again, I long for our miracle-made sheets back home. |
| 0:30.1 | They offer a whole line of self-cleaning anti-bacterial bedding such as sheets, billowcases, and comforters that prevent up to 99.7% of bacterial growth, |
| 0:37.6 | and require up to three times less laundry. Not to mention the benefits to our skin. |
| 0:41.4 | Sleeping on bacteria can clog your pores and cause acne. I want to sleep clean with |
| 0:45.2 | miracle maid. Sir, Mr. Ghost Pirate, sir, have you seen my wife? She's the other alive person on your |
| 0:50.8 | vessel. You were all able to talk just yesterday. Ugh, I'm cranky. I need to |
| 0:59.1 | get back to my luxuriously comfortable miracle-made sheets which feel as nice if not nicer than Sheets used by some five-star hotels and without the high price tag |
| 1:07.0 | It at least looks like this crew of groaning ghastly sailors is sailing toward land |
| 1:11.2 | Look, it's a... it's ho! |
| 1:14.0 | Soon we'll be able to sleep on the perfect temperature all night long, |
| 1:16.0 | no matter the weather. |
| 1:18.0 | All thanks to Miracle-made silver-infused thermoregulating fabrics inspired by NASA. |
| 1:22.0 | Oh, where is she? Wait what's that? Something on the |
| 1:26.0 | cliffs a castle maybe even a castle with internet. Even if we don't get home we could |
| 1:30.4 | go to try miracle.com slash rude tales to try miracle made sheets today. |
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