Welcome back to the Deadcast. It's me. It's Marchman and a surprise guest in just a second. Marchman. I have a personal great moment in poop history to tell you. Are you ready to hear the horrors that happened to me yesterday? Yeah, I'm spectacularly excited. All right. So I'm at the gym, and for whatever reason, like, whenever right before I have to work out, like I have to poop, like it's just, I don't know if it's nerves or whatever. It's just like clockwork. Like, even if I poop at home, I get to the gym and then I have to poop again. So I go into the, I go into the toilet stall. I take a shit. And the toy bear's kind of thin. You know, it's like cheap industrial toilet paper, whatever. This is a crucial detail, all right? So then I wipe, I go, I get up, I go standard stuff. And I go on my elliptical trainer.

And I do my dad thing, you know, pumping and sweating away.

And, you know, and I'm going in like 20 minutes in, like I feel something brush against my leg, like the back of my shin.

And I'm like, oh, is there a bug there or something like that?

And there's nothing there.

I wish you could see the look on my face right now.

So I keep going.

And then I feel something else brush against me.

And I look down into like the track of the elliptical trainer.

And there's like shreds of toilet paper that fell out of my ass crack.

Oh, come on.

How?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I was, I don't know.

This never happens to me.

I've seen this happen to other people, but somehow something got, I thought that I had removed

the shards of toilet paper and deposited them in the toilet like a normal person, but somehow something got, I thought that I had removed the shards of toilet paper and deposited

in the toilet like a normal person, but somehow something stuck and I did not realize it.

And it was only until I was in the middle of a workout where it drifted away.

And I don't know if anyone saw it because obviously I didn't.

Oh yeah, they all saw it, man.

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