Blood Sports, Human Rabies, and a Ballsy Karen

Good For You

Whitney Cummings

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, hey, y'all. I never do this, but I just want to let you know that the Charlie Kirk assassination happened after we shot the podcast this week. So I won't be addressing it in the episode you're about to hear, but I will address it next week at length. I just want to think about it. I don't want to knock out some really quick, undercooked takes on the whole thing. I want some time to process it. And, you know, I'm going to
0:21.1	think before I speak. What a concept. Enjoy this week's episode. Love you so much. Hey, y'all. Pat
0:27.6	picked the backdrop for this episode. And is there a way to not see myself on here? Yeah.
0:35.9	You know, fine. Okay. I'm not going to, you know what, I have a little mini ritual. People always ask, they're like, what's your pre-show ritual? I'm like, I don't have one. I just go out. My pre-show ritual in podcasting, I, until just now, would have said, I don't have one. I just go. We wing it wing it i prepare just and pull it i have to sort of
0:56.0	pretend i care about something i don't care about yeah like to seem like make it i have to solve a fake
1:05.4	problem yeah like you have to score some points like hey is uh is this this this is a squishy Should we get a look at this looked at? That was the last thing to do before we get started. I have to like pretend I solved a problem or like pretend. You know what is? My ritual is I have to pretend I have some kind of ritual. I'm like, I can't look at the, can we turn the thing around? Because you know me and... We were going to start with that mistake happening.
1:28.0	And podcasting is so deeply unprofessional.
1:32.4	I have to trick myself into thinking there's a modicum of professionalism at the beginning.
1:37.6	There's nobody here.
1:38.4	You know, I'm like, ah, guys, we got to...
1:41.3	Should I move the baby wipes from off the desk i'm literally just like all right can you tell
1:49.0	that aunt to just hold hold all right so i just got back from connecticut and huntington new york
1:55.2	sold out shows guys thank you for showing up i did did New York. I did Connecticut.
2:03.1	I missed the desk again with my elbow.
2:04.3	Who did I?
2:06.2	I did see some friends, but I don't remember.
2:07.1	Here's the thing, Pat.
2:08.3	Remember the movie Memento?
2:09.2	No.
2:10.2	What?
2:11.5	Oh.
2:14.9	Hold on, Ant.
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