I will be on tour all over this great country of ours this fall. I also have a special called Malthy on YouTube. I'm going to put another special on YouTube soon, Pat. I swear I am almost ready to put jokes on YouTube. I'm going to be shut up. I'm going to be in Virginia soon and then I'm going to be in Arkansas and then Baltimore and Philadelphia, all the places, love you, see you soon. And we're now going to start the podcast with a guest. This is so weird. I have a guest on the podcast. This could go either way. What's that shine water you got? Shine water. Does it have juice in it? So I am so obsessed with all the new waters that are coming out. It's almost as funny to me as the streaming networks. Remember, they like started with Hulu. Like they floated like a sound. Yeah. Hulu. And then they got air and they're like Roku. Yeah. See so like it just became nothingness. Yeah. Like a baby. Yeah. Like Google Gaga network. Like yeah. And then now they're rolling out with the waters because we are all such like, corporate. I'm not a corporate shill. So corporations are making waters under other names just to pretend that it's not them. Oh. All the names. I love it when brands start mocking their own consumers. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And so this is just called shine water and it's got

vitamin D and B in it. Oh, and it's just plain water. Maybe. Wow. Unclear. Yeah. Who knows? Who knows? I'm a

spin drift girl through and through. Welcome to the program, everybody. As you may know, I have not had a

guest on this show since January.

What does that mean? You're talking, just you talking.

Yeah. Me and all my personalities are talking right down the gullet of this, my best friend, this camera.

I am talking to my only friend, this camera. I have not had guests for a litany of reasons. And because you are not a fake person

and I know that no one's going to think I'm coming off mean with you. Yeah. I said, I was like,

let's have, let's try this again. Who is the last one? Well, here's the other, I've done 300 episode. What's the, I am so done with podcasts ruining all my friendships because we can only hang out for public consumption and monetizing our friendship. Like, I'll be talking like Bobby in the hallway. And I'll be like, I'm going through this hard time. He's like, let's say, let's do Tiger Belly. Yeah, yeah.

I literally need to talk to someone like without, it's not brought to you by Blue Chew.

Dude, me and Ian, he'll be like, save it for the pot. And I'm like, dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant, man. Like, we have to talk. I've got to go. This is an actual secret. Yeah, yeah.

Like, I can't.

No, totally.

So there's, I think that part of the reason, you know, comedians are going so berserk,

like the only thing that was keeping us saying for so long was these like side conversations with other comics we could actually relate to, like in private, in the green room. And now we've just like, you know, only do it for public consumption. And we get on podcasts, we're like, you idiot because you're an idiot and you're like

i love you like you're my best friend yeah why am i bullying you for a laugh from who from someone on

redid who already hates me what am i doing it's crazy dude one time i sat down at a skank legion of skanks

and i had begged me to come uh louis. Gomez had begged me to come, right?

No.

And I sit down and they just start tearing into me.

And I just, I flipped out on camera.

I was like, yo, Lewis, fuck you.

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